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I went down to Walgreens today, and look at what was at the front of the store on sale:  I'd never seen it before in person. Haha. |
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2009, 11:21:35 PM » |
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We have a guy at the mall with the same hair-do as Vince who sells them.
He always says something cheeky to me about showing off to the girl I'm
with. Arrogant bastard thinks he can say whatever he likes behind that
damn blue counter. I bet Shamwows soak out blood stains real nice, huh.
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Combat Wombat
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2009, 11:41:20 PM » |
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You bought enough for the whole clan, right Tofu? Otherwise you can't share next week.
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2009, 02:54:45 PM » |
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Tofu you should have bought it and wrote a review about it, that would have been the TD thing to do!!
Oh man I hope I get to see one IRL cuz I would by one. Then Return it and say well Oxy Clean works better.
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{TD}Dominator{RS} - The term Dominator generally refers to someone or something that exercises Domination. 
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2009, 02:59:46 PM » |
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actually iv seen it before.. we have som around the house =) they r fucking awsome!
i think its made with that weird new microfiber stuff?
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2009, 03:28:32 PM » |
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I saw some guy selling vincewow here. I was like: Is it really working? And the dude is like: Of course! Try it!
And I JIMPED, cuse it worked really good. Actually, its artificial shamoie.
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Is awesome and smells good
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2009, 04:26:31 PM » |
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DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP VOMIT AND HOOKER BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHTS PARTY?
PAPER TOWELS AINT GONNA DO IT
SPONGER AINT GONNA DO IT
SHAMWOW DOES IT ALL.
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« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2009, 05:11:29 PM » |
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DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP VOMIT AND HOOKER BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHTS PARTY?
PAPER TOWELS AINT GONNA DO IT
SPONGER AINT GONNA DO IT
SHAMWOW DOES IT ALL. Yeah, but will it get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth? I think not. [EDIT: +1 bonus points if you know the reference.] |
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« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2009, 05:24:10 PM » |
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reference = that night i had with ur mom?
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
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« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2009, 06:31:18 PM » |
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
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« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2009, 08:08:46 PM » |
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I didn't have enough money, I had 2 bucks to buy a poster board for a school project, sorry guys. :[ I'll go back and buy one someday and write a review for it! lol.
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By 2050, 98% of our hurr will be durr.
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« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2009, 11:25:33 AM » |
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, NIGGER. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT NIGGERS.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
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« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2009, 12:28:50 PM » |
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Yeah, I noticed that too...
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« Reply #14 on: February 11, 2009, 07:04:54 PM » |
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OMG HAHAHA I JUST LOLED MY ASS OFFF HAHAHA! BTW this is in the tf2 section cuz the guy from the commertial is secretly a scout. Or he is a spy impersonating a scout. Kthxbai
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« Reply #15 on: February 12, 2009, 03:04:27 PM » |
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DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP VOMIT AND HOOKER BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHTS PARTY?
PAPER TOWELS AINT GONNA DO IT
SPONGER AINT GONNA DO IT
SHAMWOW DOES IT ALL. Yeah, but will it get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth? I think not. [EDIT: +1 bonus points if you know the reference.] Family Guy. FTW PS: Lawlz at the Shamwow ad. Did you make that? |
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   i wish i had a vagina You are a vagina |
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« Reply #16 on: February 12, 2009, 03:09:16 PM » |
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DO YOU NEED TO CLEAN UP VOMIT AND HOOKER BLOOD FROM LAST NIGHTS PARTY?
PAPER TOWELS AINT GONNA DO IT
SPONGER AINT GONNA DO IT
SHAMWOW DOES IT ALL. Yeah, but will it get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth? I think not. [EDIT: +1 bonus points if you know the reference.] Family Guy. FTW PS: Lawlz at the Shamwow ad. Did you make that? I deliver all of my bonus points in the form of cookies.  Mmhmm, just look at that drop shadow. |
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« Reply #17 on: February 12, 2009, 03:17:57 PM » |
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Score  If I get fat off of this cookie, I will, in fact, kill you... >_> |
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