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« on: December 11, 2009, 06:56:13 PM » |
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For all those willing to read this, not many I realize, i am a 15 year old, vietnamese Sophmore in highschool, and an asshole.
I live in the Bronx, New York City. My favorite article of clothing is my jacket which i wear on a regular basis. I enjoy playing ultimate frisbee, handball, and football (running back). Finally, my real name is Donald Tran.
post below all the norm, ex. cool story bro etc.
i posted this for all those who dont realize who i really am so there it is.
post how i've changed since my first acquaintance with you, and be blunt. . .
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"When you're good at everything, you're the best at nothing."  |
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Undakada (UOM)
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 08:39:31 PM » |
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Let's see...
AKAKU AKAKU HAZETEKU YO
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am an 8 year(s) old, Japanese 3rd grader in elementary school, and a douchebag.
I live in Cincinnatti, Ohayo Gozaimasu. My favorite article of clothing is my penis which I wear on a regular basis. I enjoy playing music, baseball, and with myself. Finally, my real name is Undakada...-kun.
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Combat Wombat
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2009, 03:00:26 AM » |
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Undakada I love you.
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Dark_Stool
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2009, 08:53:33 AM » |
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Thanks for making this place slightly more uncomfortable, proto.
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2009, 01:12:32 PM » |
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I like your jacket too...
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DickTater
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2009, 02:49:33 PM » |
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My name is DickTater
I have sex with small baby anteaters on a regular basis.
I like long walks on the beach and to bathe in my own warm urine.
My favorite food is asian. Japanese to be exact. You round them womenz up at around 17 or 18 and cook them Alabama barbacue style. Save the best meat for last though! The vagina. It's a little tight, but its mmm mmmm finger lickin good!!
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
(it hurts)
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2009, 03:21:54 PM » |
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bathe in my own warm urine.
JAAAAAAARATE! |
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Dominator
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2009, 03:27:48 PM » |
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My name is Dom
I like young girls on the beach long walks on the beach as well
I have a good sense of humor and I'm looking for the right guy girl that can take care of my manly needs of cuddling and baking.
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Dark_Stool
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2009, 04:08:05 PM » |
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post how i've changed since my first acquaintance with you, and be blunt. . .
So... why is everyone re-introducing themselves in this thread? Should there be a thread for people to give RL info about themselves? and even more importantly... do we really want to know eachother outside of the internets? on-topic I remember the first time I played on TD... Proto was talking NON-STOP about tv, or homework, or something that had no point whatsoever. My wife was playing at the time, and she was like, "Who is that guy talking to? no one is even responding to anything he's saying." We played for about 3 hours, and Proto talked the entire time. He wasn't being annoying, or talking trash, or anything... he just talked about whatever crossed his mind at any given moment. The next time I played, I had to mute him because I couldn't hear spies uncloak because of his yammering. I started getting used to it, though, and he actually started talking less. I would say that he is one of the main reasons I kept coming back in the beginning. he's friendly to everyone, and he never gets mad about being killed. he's always in a good mood, likes to joke around, and is willing to by-pass an objective just to try to kill me with a melee for the fun of it. .. . |
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DickTater
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2009, 07:33:12 PM » |
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Plz. Post your intimate details. Tell me whether you like to sleep naked in the hot summer nights or in silk underwear with only the cozy topsheet to cover your half naked bodies.
Do you squeeze from the middle of a tube of Toothpaste or the bottom? Or are you SUPER amazing and squeeze it from the top?
When you open a bag of beef jerky can you put it down? Badasses can't. It's one of the tests of Badassery. Just ask John Wayne's corpse.
THESE ARE THE THINGS I NEED TO KNOW!!!
Those and PIN and social security numbers.
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
(it hurts)
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Dominator
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« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2009, 01:31:11 PM » |
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Proto did used to talk a lot but I just got used to it. He wasn't bitching, starting shit, or blaming his teammates so I didn't mind it. So from not really havin a problem with him I went to not really havin a problem with him lol so he's doing fine in my book.
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StaFForD
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Fist Da Bitch!
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« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2009, 02:09:21 PM » |
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PROTO TALK TO ME BABY
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HarleyQuinn
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« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2009, 02:53:33 PM » |
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Man, that guy's a prick.
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2009, 12:54:49 AM » |
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Hey, I'm Benny B. I wear my day clothes to bed. yeah, jeans, T-shirt, socks and Mr. Tinkles my pink teddy bear.
I also enjoy harassing furries in TF2, may it be spraying a pyro over their creepy homo-erotic fox picture, or perhaps stalking them as a spy, i enjoy the things i do. I also watch animations about cups of soup, and laugh at times where it's considered rude, mean, or cruel, I'm also AWESOME, but everyone knows that.
i also drink Blueberry Fuze while munching down on a stick of beef jerky, and lifting weights. I also dance furiously to throbbing techno music whenever i make myself a PBJ Sammitch, i also smack myself on the ass with tortillas if i find them in my fridge, a force of habit passed down generation through generation (while it's still in the packaging, don't wanna get that shit dirty).
Also, I am SUSPICIOUSLY HAPPY ALL THE TIME, NO ANTI-DEPRESSANTS HEREFFFFFFFFFFFFF happy most of the time.
Ho-hum, 15 minutes burned, HOORAY.
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« Last Edit: December 17, 2009, 12:59:57 AM by Benny Burnsalot »
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Benny is politically correct. Benny is better than you. Benny is lighting you on fire.
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Dominator
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« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2009, 12:15:31 PM » |
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bahahaha you guys crack me up.
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Kelreth
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« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2009, 12:40:38 PM » |
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hahahaha nice
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 Usually a TD member has a shitload of hours logged and an unhealthy amount of suicides.
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somerandomegirl
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« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2009, 12:52:44 PM » |
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my name is somerandomegirl and if u dont see that (E) as a joke than tell me about it and il fix it for you
i like turtles....and making fun of baseball teams that suxc and hokey teams to *yhgtydblackhcocksandwitefucksfffdasd* DOGERS RULE!.
i like little 15 yearold like ben and proto ~for me to eat/rape~
making fun of mutes that wont talk back is wat i do best.
i can get anoing most of the time but i totaly make up for it with frenlynes and respect to others.
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD   i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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Dominator
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« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2009, 12:56:13 PM » |
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I'm going to beat the shit out of you! Dodgers SUCK! Blackhawks rule! Eat shit, mexico sucks!
bahahahaha I'm awesome because I'm Italian!
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somerandomegirl
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« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2009, 01:19:38 PM » |
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ur only italian BECAUSE U SUCK DICKS! and ur teams suck to fair chanse they win one worldseries.! >  |
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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Dominator
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« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2009, 02:20:10 PM » |
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Yea so did the Dodgers!
And the hawks are going to kick the Kings butt this year because you suck! Us italians may eat a lot of sausage but we always know how to please out women.
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DickTater
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« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2009, 05:40:48 PM » |
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Yeah, both of you are cum-guzzling thundercunts. So shut the fuck up.
Let's move on to more interesting topics.
Like the immensity of DickTaters enormously intense, potato-shaped penis!!!
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Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
(it hurts)
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somerandomegirl
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« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2009, 05:47:42 PM » |
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in ur wet drems maby!
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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Dominator
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« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2009, 06:14:20 PM » |
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Yea tater things about him in his sleeps and wakes up to a biggggg mess.
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2009, 11:33:22 PM » |
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HO-HO-HO WAIT WAIT WAIT... Italians are SUPPOSED to be good with women? I suck at being italian..................
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Benny is politically correct. Benny is better than you. Benny is lighting you on fire.
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somerandomegirl
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« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2009, 03:14:24 AM » |
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benny who told u you can leav my basement!
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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Benny Burnsalot
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« Reply #26 on: December 21, 2009, 08:04:00 AM » |
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I also dance furiously to throbbing techno music whenever i make myself a PBJ Sammitch
<![CDATA[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/1PzJ_uDFRBc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/v/1PzJ_uDFRBc&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0</a>]]>Example, play this at full blast, while spreading Chunky Peanut butter, and Boisonberry jam on white bread with a steak knife and trying to dance to it. It doesn't get more extreme than that. benny who told u you can leav my basement!
I'm suprised nobodys said "It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again"... |
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Benny is politically correct. Benny is better than you. Benny is lighting you on fire.
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Dominator
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« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2009, 08:19:39 AM » |
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Yea Benny get back in fucking randomegirls basement and rub that loation on it's skin!
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Dekoi
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Neow!
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« Reply #28 on: December 27, 2009, 10:58:41 PM » |
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Hi my name is -insert noun- and I like to play -insert noun-
I am -insert number- old and I am in -insert #th- grade
I am a huge -insert adjective- and I like to -insert verb-
I like to play in the -insert noun- with lots of -insert adjective- people
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somerandomegirl
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« Reply #29 on: December 28, 2009, 01:07:42 PM » |
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hahahaha i use to have madlibs to
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RWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@.@XD i love Dominators mom GetShot! Murf! PS:SO IS MISSSKITS SHES AWSOME THE BEST EVER!!!XD P PS PS: AND MUTE'S MOM TO! and dominator is a hikikamory =P |
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Dominator
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« Reply #30 on: December 29, 2009, 07:44:25 AM » |
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Hi -insert penis in my butt-
this is all..
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HENTAL1TY
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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2010, 08:18:16 AM » |
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Hi -insert penis in my butt-
this is all..
WAT WAT...IN THE BUTT |
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