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no stupid face..not TF2..quitting my work..and comin back to CHICAGOOOO FOREVEEERRRRR (before reading this just believe me i'm in a hell hole right now and if u were here u wud reallly understand why i'm doing this!) this is something I'm really serious about, I'm trying to get out of this business situation that I'm in (it's an engineering institute), I'm trying to get some money out of people that really owe me and normal stuff like suing them or going to courts just doesn't work here and the guy is the biggest asshole and two face manipulator that i've ever met..and i just can't beat him with words so....the only way i can think of getting out is using the tyler durden method of quitting, u know what i mean...hitting yourself and making it seem like the other guy did it..well i'm the goody goody guy so everyone will no doubt believe me that i was the poor victim, and the other guy is a hot head, and he's indian so i knoow he hasn't seen fight club, or is anywhere close to being ready for this...i know some of u guys might think this is lame or i'm a psycho but believe me i've lost my mind here in india anyways, it's fucking crazy here and i'm coming back to US ASAP..and i'm trying to get outta here and this seems the only thing that will work to get 10's of thousands of dollars that he owes me and coming back to US..and i do know someone high up in la policia..so i'd have their support aswell....soooo whaddya think? basically, gimme suggestions on how to hit myself everything else i got under control, so just gimme some pointers on how i can cause visible damage to myself....yes this country is indeed making me crazy  i knew u guys wud be the perfect people to ask!!! |
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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2010, 02:04:53 AM » |
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Got bored of working tech support?
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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2010, 02:14:26 AM » |
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just punch yourself in the face, duh.
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  Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2010, 02:34:13 AM » |
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just punch yourself in the face, duh.
u know i know that, i wanna do something that'll scare the shit outta him...i mean i knw punches in the face wud do it but what else hmm.. and dammit stu u think we had bad tech support in US? think again cuz in india they outsource it to some other asian country and all i keep getting is " pressh the shtart button on tha left lowar corna, no work? me love u long time? " |
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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2010, 04:45:20 AM » |
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You could hit yourself in the face with a keyboard and break it in half. Just like in the movie WANTED. EPIC!
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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2010, 05:12:29 AM » |
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Just put some big nose imprints on your faces assuming he head butted you and they will know for sure an Indian person did it.
Lol or use a weapon of some sort like a cricket bat or something because we all know the only thing Indians do for exercise is walk around our gyms with their Indian outfits on smelling up your work out area.
hahah but really I hope everything is okay man, make it look as real as possible.
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« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2010, 09:26:29 AM » |
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biggest asshole and two face manipulator that i've ever met..and i just can't beat him with words... chad warden |
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« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2010, 01:19:55 PM » |
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watch tom and jerry for some ideas.
andddd be careful with this. don't want it to backfire and end with you in prison.
even tho they have a top of the line workout facility. SWINDLED.
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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2010, 01:25:56 AM » |
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just punch yourself in the face, duh.
u know i know that, i wanna do something that'll scare the shit outta him...i mean i knw punches in the face wud do it but what else hmm.. and dammit stu u think we had bad tech support in US? think again cuz in india they outsource it to some other asian country and all i keep getting is " pressh the shtart button on tha left lowar corna, no work? me love u long time? " WHA U SAYY ME NO SPEAKIE ENGRISH |
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2010, 06:55:45 PM » |
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just punch yourself in the face, duh.
u know i know that, i wanna do something that'll scare the shit outta him...i mean i knw punches in the face wud do it but what else hmm.. and dammit stu u think we had bad tech support in US? think again cuz in india they outsource it to some other asian country and all i keep getting is " pressh the shtart button on tha left lowar corna, no work? me love u long time? " WHA U SAYY ME NO SPEAKIE ENGRISH  |
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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2010, 07:57:44 PM » |
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Dont bring that shit on here benny....
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2010, 01:08:48 AM » |
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just punch yourself in the face, duh.
u know i know that, i wanna do something that'll scare the shit outta him...i mean i knw punches in the face wud do it but what else hmm.. and dammit stu u think we had bad tech support in US? think again cuz in india they outsource it to some other asian country and all i keep getting is " pressh the shtart button on tha left lowar corna, no work? me love u long time? " WHA U SAYY ME NO SPEAKIE ENGRISH HAHAHAHA oh... and... FIST-DA-BITCH!!! |
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  Someone just needs to tell him that we have are naked ponies in dirktartar's basement.
Every time I check this thread I get really pissed off because it's so HUGE
Like Tater's DICK
(it hurts)
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« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2010, 03:57:52 AM » |
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So, Desi... update on how this worked out for you? And pics or it didn't happen?
Also, I still don't understand why you couldn't just up and leave & move back to Chicago. Is it that hard to quit?
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Be quiet fool, the boobs are watching... always watching.... Once a giant laser squid from space landed at my house and said it would destroy the world. Squiddeh, I love you so much. I may or may not have inked myself... I'll let you know after my cold shower. |
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« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2010, 12:57:52 AM » |
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Dont bring that shit on here benny....
...B-b-but... I was... I was only... ju-just trying to fit in...  |
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« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2010, 01:50:16 AM » |
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Dont bring that shit on here benny....
...B-b-but... I was... I was only... ju-just trying to fit in... Oh i see, carry on. |
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« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2010, 01:09:31 PM » |
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So, Desi... update on how this worked out for you? And pics or it didn't happen?
Also, I still don't understand why you couldn't just up and leave & move back to Chicago. Is it that hard to quit?
PISSSSSS, yea it didn't happen, he had much higher linkups than me so even if i did pull it off i'd probably be the one in jail, fukin real life rite? but the good news is that i'm out of it, ended up paying the guy instead(a lot, i have no idea where im comin up with the money now) cuz the whole deal was gonna end up in court and it really wasn't looking much in my favor..so what did i learn? FUCK INDIA, I HATE IT! soooo IMA COMIN TOH DA UUSAAA OF CHIIIICAGOO....in a month or two, contract ends 1st July, and then me n dom n liquid are gonna have our spicy bean and salsa dip party with our friend tf2..oooooooo...so much fun..yayyyyy <![CDATA[<a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/x7w7qn" target="_blank">http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/x7w7qn</a>]]> |
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« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 07:26:29 AM » |
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GET UR ASS BACK HERE NOW BITCH!!!
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desioutkast
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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2010, 03:35:36 AM » |
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GET UR ASS BACK HERE NOW BITCH!!!
7th August mann, just gotta get my tickets, freakin expensive for one way ticket, wish my big nose could help me fly! |
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