Benny Burnsalot, doing what I do best... NUMBER 4!

As you may or may not know, I play World of Warcraft. Being the bloodthirsty sumbitch that I am, I also GREATLY enjoy PVP. Here ya go.

I step into Arathi smoothly with an L in my hand. Rogues know I'm a freak like the elephant man... Alright enough of Immortal Technique.

I quickly mount up on my Black Battlestrider and look about the group surrounding me. A Shamanka, a few Death Knights, a rogue, a warlock, a priest and two other Paladins, most of which have decent gear, able to hold their own in a fight.

Whilst looking at their gear, the gates of Arathi swing open, mounts pouring out of the starting point like chocolate in a lava cake. I follow our Shamanka and Warlock to the Lumber Mill, situated high upon a cliff.

I see a few horde in the distance. I speed past the Capture Flag and hurl myself into a Mage. Freezing me in my tracks, he begins to run away. I cast a spell and the freezing breaks, continuing my pursuit of the Murderous Metrosexual Magi. I quickly smack him with a stun, and proceed to smash him into the ground with a flurry of swings and spells.

Of course, he was no match for me. I remount on my Battlestrider, and continue my journey down the cliff to the Arathi Basin Farm. I see one of the Death Knights from earlier being taken down by the same mage and a Rogue which was almost dead. I once more hurl myself off the Battlestrider and heal the DK back to full with one of the most perhaps retarded heals in the game - Lay on Hands - Back to 100%, ignoring the rogue, I turn to the mage, once again attempting to kill him. He gets lucky and a priest comes to his rescue, clearly outnumbered I attempt to run away as fast as I can.

I pass the same DK from before's corpse, obviously he didn't use his second life wisely. With a sharp ring my character is suddenly locked up. I'VE BEEN JUMPED BY A ROGUE!

Being beaten like a rented mule by a Priest, Mage and Rogue at the same time, my character falls to the ground, my body cannibalized by the Undead Rogue. After which my spirit is forced out of my body, I find myself back at the starting gate, horde obviously getting all 5 points on the map.

I ressurect and see a clusterfuck of horde camping our graveyard, most of which outgearing us greatly. Thankfully the battleground ended after 5 deaths. The results flash on the screen, telling me I can now leave the battleground because it's over. I pop back up in Dalaran City, I run into the Inn and log off.

This is Benny Burnsalot, doing what I do best.

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